NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
Give away time! Sorry for it taking ages to actually happen.
There will be FIVE(5) winners. Everyone will get to pick a set until there are no more left to be chosen.
Set one(1) includes: Purple Crackle Quartz, Rose Quartz Chunk, Orange Calcite Chunk, Green Calcite Chunk, Shark tooth, Tumbled green banded Fluorite, Green Jasper chunk and a not shown surprise pendant.
Set two(2) includes: Dark Pink Crackle Quartz Point, Small Amethyst point, Tumbled Fluorite, Quartz Point, Utah Topaz, and a small Pyrite Cluster and a not shown surprise pendant.
Set three(3) includes: Pink Crackle Quartz, Shark tooth pendant, small Ameythst geode cluster, Quartz Point, rough Labradorite, and a tumbled agate.
Set four(4) includes: Yellow Crackle Quartz, Zebradorite stone chunk, Shark tooth, small Amethyst goede piece, Wire wrapped crystal chip bottle pendant, and tumbled Fluorite.
Set five(5) includes: Blue Crackle Quartz, Tumbled Hematite(The jelly bean shaped rock), Zebradorite chunk, Wire wrapped Agate pendant, Green Jasper chunk and a amethyst geode chunk.
How to enter:
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That’s about it, Pretty plain and simple. :)
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Have fun and good luck!
Giveaway will end and the winners will be picked during the middle of MARCH :D Plenty of time to enter.
For 100% complete fairness a random number generator will be used to pick all the winners.
Yes. This giveaway is 100% real and winners will actually be picked and sent their items.